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                              I Think Therefore Iambic©

   "They are never alone who are accompanied 

                        by noble thoughts."

            Sir Phillip Sidney  (1554-1586)

                                       English Soldier and Poet

                     

                                                  FREE VERSE

 

                                WHAT HAPPENED TO LOVE? 

 

                                "I love you,"  she said demurely, 

                                "but I'm not in love with you!" 

                                 I grapple with this distinction

                                 to understand the difference. 

                                 What she really means, it seems,

                                 is I like you...I'm fond of you...

                                 but it's not anything serious

                                 so don't expect any commitment.

 

                                 I perceive that I am a misfit,

                                 since love means more to me 

                                 than just fondly liking someone.

                                 It is wanting to be together,

                                 to embrace, share dreams and plans

                                 and bask in the warmth of closeness.

                                 So I wonder if such relationships

                                 can still occur in today's world?

 

                                 In my few remaining seasons,

                                 am I just a deluded fool to think

                                 that love can still happen to people?

        

                                                    Ted O Badger

                                                    Houston,  TX

 

 

 

                                           

 

The wealth of a soul is measured by how much it can feel; its poverty by how little.

                                          William  R. Alger,  (1822 -- 1905) 

                                             American Unitarian Clergyman

          

                                                       BLITHE SPIRIT

 

                                     Her smile remains with me,

 

                                          the heartfelt talks,

 

                                         now, I see, too late

 

                                          the wisdom in her 

 

                                       compassionate advice -

 

                                         her hair piled high

 

                                            upon her head,

 

                                            a pug, she said

 

                                    one curl trailed the nape

 

                                        of her slender neck

 

                                        sensual a bit to me, 

 

                                  not her;  she had no vanity,

 

                                  pride was what she claimed

 

                                        in all her given tasks,

 

                               and oh, so warm and generous,

 

                                      not waiting to be asked,

 

                                         so humble reserved

 

                                  one hardly knew she passed.

 

 

                                                               Janet Parker

 

                                                               Leesburg, FL

                                                                    

                                                                      

 

 

 

                                                                                  

 

                                                                     

 

 

                                "How little do they see what is,

 

                             who frame their hasty judgments

    

                                     upon that which seems."   

 

                                     Robert  Southey (1774-1843) 

 

                                                 English Poet Laureate       

 

 

 

                                                    

 

         A poem written while protesting alone the prohibition of free speech

 

         in front of  Walden Pond.  He watched poets crossing the street.

 

         heading towards the reading area, totally incurious with regard to 

 

                                                               his sign.

 

                                                     

                                                Ballade of the Flock Apathetic

 

 

                                                 Poets, poets, poets

 

                                                 how can you not see

 

                                                 the man in the street

 

                                                 shouting for liberty

 

                                                 accosted

                                     

                                                 by thugs of authority?

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

                                                             Poets, poets, poets

                                                                     

                                                 How you walk on by

 

                                                 so apathetically; 

 

                                                 his struggle,  your struggle

                                                                                      

                                                 and this                                                 

 

                                                 you cannot even see.

 

 

                                                 Poets, poets, poets

   

                                                 Your souls sold off             

 

                                                 as you                               

 

                                                 versify vacuously                       

 

                                                 and

 

                                                 add

 

                                                 to the mirth of good society.

 

    

                                                 Poets, poets, poets

 

                                                 help he begs of ye,

 

                                                 his eyes tearing

 

                                                 congealed in howl for liberty.

 

 

                                                 Poets, poets, poets

 

                                                 Why can you not see

 

                                                 at odds now,

 

                                                  you,

 

                                                  like it or not,

    

                                                  with the truth that be...

 

                                                        

                                                                 G Tod Slone, PhD

 

   

                                                                 Concord,  MA

 

 

                                                                        

                                                                                        

 

 

 

 

                        "A healthful hunger for a great idea is the beauty and 

 

                            

        blessedness of life"  Jean Ingelow   (1828 -- 1897),  English Poet

 

 

 

 

 

                                APRIL CHRISTMAS

 

 

                    Gifts wrapped by autumn, freeze-dried

 

                    and sealed by winter, 

 

                    unopened, even in december,

 

                    are finally freed by warming fingers.

 

 

                    song, feather-wrapped in silence, thaws to rApture

 

                    in a thousand throats.  minute packages

 

                    of bud and bulb, marked "do not open until april"    

 

                    are now revealed as jonquil, redbud, dogwood.

 

 

                    tadpoles, swimming a fallen sky, share the same

 

                    opening ceremonies that crack the code

 

                    of stone and tomb and let life out.

 

    

                    and we, interlinked on our mound of moss,

 

                    share this same rejuvenating power

 

                    which now zips open our reluctant chests,

 

                    loosens the strings of hurt around our hearts, 

 

                    and lets us watch love blossom once again

 

 

 

                                            --  john engle

 

    

                                                                              xenia, oh 

 

                            

 

 

 

                                                                    

                                                                                    A P R I L 

                                                  

                                                            

 

 

                                                        

                                                "Life is tough

 

                                                but if you know it's tough,

 

                                                          it's not tough."

 

                                                                             --  Mom

 

 

 

                                                              FOR EZRA

 

 

                                         What were you thinking, my good man?

 

                                          Poetry, after all, is a labor of love,

 

                                          a hard-won privilege to practice a craft,

 

                                          not a right to dabble, 

 

                                          a passion to juxtapose meanings and words,

 

                                                  not symbols,

 

                                           a mime,  yearning to be understood,

 

                                                   not obscure,

 

                                           and to relay thought and plain-spoken truth, 

 

                                                   not confusion,

 

                                            and certainly was not meant

 

                                            for slackers and lackeys and goldbricks and such.

 

    

                                             It oozes laboriously into existence,

 

                                             syl-la-ble-by-syl-la-ble-and-line-by-tight-ened-line,

 

                                             oozing like blood, drop by precious

 

                                                     drop, 

 

                                             not hurled up and dumped in bulk,

 

                                             loosely bundled and trundled in

 

                                                     by the Pound.

 

 

                                                                          Harvey Stanbrough

 

                                                                          Pittsboro, IN

 

 

 

                Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. 

 

                                 The Human spirit grows

    

                                      strong by conflict.

 

                       William Ellery Channing (1780-1842)

 

                            American Unitarian Clergyman

 

 

 

                                       The Tissue Of Artesians

 

                            

                                sing the spectrum of the universe, we

 

                                                    painters

 

                              of words shape the inanimate

 

                              boulders of granite, forests, fields,

 

                              the cosmos, Oknos and seas, we

 

                                                    sculptors

 

                              of words mold life into our image

 

                              birds in flight, cities of human plight,

 

                              love, hatred, solitude -- our tools.

 

 

                              sing other lands, other literatures, we

 

                              eternal apprentices learn and incorporate

 

                              modes and tongues of others past and present

 

                              engagés, committed always, we 

 

                              as individuals, never as dogmatists,

 

                              cherish the diversity of thought, 

 

                              create as poets from the gut of compulsion

 

                              on the edge, by the fringes, we

 

                              where the occasional droplets of epiphany, 

 

                              strive to comprehend ourselves and float, 

 

                              rather than sink, upon the anomaly of being

 

                              never for the chimera of immortality

 

                              never compromising the integrity of our word

 

                              never bowing in the ephemerality of social form

 

 

                              we, mortal--our works dust one day--compose

 

                              to share the singularity of our visions, of our worlds.

 

        

                                                                G. Tod Slone, PhD

 

                                                                 Concord, MA

 

 

 

                                                                          

 

 

   

                    Youth ever thinks that good whose goodness or evil he sees not. 

 

                                                    Sir Philip Sidney  (1554 - 86)

 

                                                        English soldier and poet

 

 

 

 

                                                A CINQUAIN

 

 

                        

                        THE IRONY OF WAR

 

                    

                        Old men

                       

                   

                          instigate wars

 

                   

                          but then expect the young

 

 

                          to fight, kill innocents, be maimed,

 

     

                          and die.

 

  

                               Ted O. Badger

 

                               Houston, TX

 

 

 

                                  You will find poetry nowhere, unless you bring some with you."

 

                                            Joseph Joubert  (1754-1824)  French Moralist

 

 

 

                                                                                        

 

 

 

                                                                          

 

                

                                                                POETRY PHOTO BY JOHN ENGLE, JR.  ©

 

 

 

 

                                         READING SEPTEMBER
                            

                           As I sat gazing through patio door

                            

                           reading the annual poetry of September

                                                                                                            

                                                written by sun and shadow on the dappled lawn,                                                                                                     

                           

                            a glistening pen, wielded by an elf of air,
                                            

                            suddenly appeared and began
                    
                                                                                                                           

                            to draw a glowing line
                           

                          that formed a tiny swinging bridge

 

                          from fading maple leaves
                

                          to withered hanging strawberries.

                          On that thin, bright bridge,

                          from maple to strawberries and back,
            

                          a spider poet ran up and down,
    

                          spinning a barely visible
        

                          flicker of poem announced

        
                          in a whispered shout of
    

                         “Now you see me; now you don’t,”

                          playing a hide-and-seek game

                          with what is left of summer’s light

        
                          in a mix of song and sigh

                          for those who can read

                          the invisible soul of art
    

                          and those who dare to swing

    
                          on that thin, bright bridge of faith

                          before the coming frost.

                                            

                                              John Engle

                                                    Xenia, OH 

                                                  

 

                

                                                              

                                                       

 

 

                                                        STOLEN SPRING

     

                                                              Memorial  

                                      Tenth Anniversary   - April 19,  2005

 

                          A plane from California roared its engines to forget,

 

                          over the Poconos,  ancient Pennsylvania hills;

 

                          the flag which spoke of heritage was on its knees mid-pole

 

                          at schools and public buildings and traditional town squares

 

        

                                                          and McDonald's.™

 

 

                          In Connecticut communities, the festive stars and stripes

 

                          hung mourning everywhere, as life carried its own weight.

 

                          The little rented car saw Massachusetts weep; each tiny town

 

                          spoke its respect at the funeral of America, on the road to 

 

        

                                                   Emily Dickinson's abode.

 

 

                          Planted daffodils, unplanted robins formed a group

 

                          of courteous outsiders, stood in silence on the gloom.

 

                          Wheels crossed the bridge to New York by mistake.

 

                          The toll man laughed, "Four dollars, please," and said,

 

 

                                                      "You cannot go back."

 

 

                           There, amid the businesses, sweat, fashion, noise and

 

                                  haste

 

                            were the same drooping flags, as heavy as a mother's

 

                                  tears.

 

                            They had reached the pole tops to salute America,

 

                            then slowly traveled to mid-staff to stop and 

 

 

                                                            bow their heads.

 

 

                             The auto rode to Newark to turn its body in, and

 

                             watch Old Glory bless the dead, as it froze in

 

               `                                                contemplation.

 

                             The urgency of life went on.  It froze in contemplation

 

                             on green lawns and flowered vestibules; on a towering pole

 

                                                  at the Budweiser Brewery.™

 

 

                              Flags and people have been through days

 

                              which tested weave and dye

 

 

                              A verse knocked on each door; they searched in their             

 

                              concordances.  "Not there," (King Lear), " I whispered long 

 

                              ago,  'how sharper than a serpent's tooth to have a thankless child.' "

 

 

                                                                We cannot go back.

 

 

                                                                                          Mary Gribble

 

                                                                                          San Marino

 

 

                            Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we 

 

 

                                        truly know and see ourselves. 

 

 

                                  Sir William Davenant  (1606  -- 1668)

 

 

                                               English Poet Laureate

 

 

 

 

                                                                    STOPPING BREATHING

 

 

 

                                                           I practice stopping breathing since that seems

 

 

                                          the last decisive Act required of us.

 

 

                                          Perfection is my goal;  when heaven deems

 

 

                                          it necessary that I stop for good.

 

 

                                          perhaps the saints will say I was the best

 

 

                                                                      and grant me rest.

 

 

 

                                          My brother stopped one day

 

 

                                          along a stretch of peaceful prairie road --

 

 

                                          lay silent, numbing slowly near the rock

 

 

                                          on which he'd spent his living, breathing cells

 

 

                                          required for thought and life and going on.

 

 

                                          Like all immortal youth, he spent too much

 

 

                                          at once,  he really should have paced himself.

 

 

                                          But without practice how was he to know

 

 

                                          how much to spend and how much to retain?

 

 

                                          I learned from him that day ---

 

 

 

                                                                           No matter who 

 

 

                                          you are,  how old or young or rich or poor

 

 

                                          you are (or think you are), no matter how

 

 

                                          you long for solace, peace or just relief,

 

 

                                          Don't stop until you've practiced stopping well.

 

 

                                

                                                                                          Harvey Stanbrough

 

 

                                                                                          Pittsboro,   IN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                            surely oak and threefold brass

 

 

                                            surrounded his heart who first 

 

 

                                                      trusted a frail vessel

 

 

                                                     to the merciless ocean. 

 

 

                                                          Horace   (65  -  8  B.C.)

 

 

                                                                  roman poet

 

 

 

                                                    FEBRUARY AT OLD ORCHARD BEACH

 

 

                                                  Clamshells and gulls, plackets of ice

 

                                                  Surf crashing over and again

 

                                                  Glacial blustery wind freezing my face

 

                                                  Wings of a dead gull,

 

                                                  Old dried blood on bone stems,

 

                                                  The carcass gnawed into oblivion

 

                                                  Atlantis Motel, La Reine Motel

 

                                                  The American Meal:  Hot Dog

    

                                                  And Coke $1.25

 

                                                  Toilettes in large rooftop letters

 

                                                  The pier shut down for the winter

 

                                                  And the fierce wind freezing my face.

 

    

 

                                                   Clamshells,  large clamshells,

 

                                                   Gulls, large turkey gulls, pecking

 

                                                   At the sand, at each other, at seaflesh

 

                                                   icicles, picket fences, keep-out signs

 

                                                   Dog prints, my prints

 

                                                   La Normandie Friendship Motor Inn

 

                                                   Plackets of ice-like chips under my feet

 

                                                  For Rent 1-1/2 Baths, 1 Bedroom

 

                                                  Winter, summer rates

 

                                                  Units, subunits, packed units, more units,

 

                                                  Bovine buildings, one after the next, 

 

                                                  Cash cows milked and then some

 

 

                                                  Can they see the sea, the patrons of hostelry?

 

 

                                                                            G. Tod Slone, PhD

 

                                                                            Concord, MA

 

 

                                                                                                                                                                                             

 

  

                                    "The mind is but a barren soil, a soil which is soon

                                      exhausted and will produce no crop,  or only one,

                                     unless it be continually fertilized with foreign matter."

                                                      Sir Joshua Reynolds  (1723-1792) 

                                                                English Portrait Painter

 

 

                                                        LOVE AFFAIR

 

                                         Outside the white picket fence,

 

                                         close enough to touch from the front porch,

 

                                          grows a large elm tree old enough

 

                                          to have known several generations.

 

                                          How I would love to engage this old tree

 

                                          in lively, confidential conversation

 

                                          about secrets never bared, successes shared.

 

                                          When its leaves start to fall, I feel a strong

 

                                                            urge

 

                                          to gather them tenderly and put them

 

                                                             somewhere,

 

                                           anywhere, where they won't blow away.

 

    

                                                                           Janet Parker

 

                                                                           Leesburg, FL                     

 

                                                                                           

 

 

                                                                

 

                                           THE UNITED SHEEPDOMS OF AMERICA

 

 

                                            "I've got a house on the hill. I've got money in the bank.

 

                                            I've got cars in the driveway.  I've got color tvs and mobile 

 

                                            phones and computer programs and a house on the hill

 

                                            and money in the bank and cars in the driveway and 

 

                                            color tvs and mobile phones and computer programs.  

 

                                            Baby, tell me.  Tell me, baby, how come?  How come?

 

                                            We're still in the chain gang."    --    Van Morrison

 

 

                                                              

                                            as American as apple pie ever was

 

                                            the don't-make-waves dictum

 

                                            perhaps

 

                                            ought to be enshrined in the Constitution

 

                                            or at least in its preamble

 

                                            to question or criticize an American institution

 

                                            and you end up in a garbage bucket

 

                                            not unlike China.

 

 

                                            the capitalist extol Jesus, who

 

                                            by his very nature was wholly anti-capitalist

 

                                            their humanitarian brouhahas with ulterior motives

 

                                            extending leases on overseas military bases or

 

                                            on overseas exploitation of human beings

 

                                            leases, world prestige and saber rattling

 

        

                                            America, the best, many would say, though

 

                                            certainly not the uncounted million citizens

 

                                            who have stopped looking for work

 

                                            certainly not the million citizens incarcerated

 

                                            in American state prisons and 

 

                                            certainly not the United Nations who has never

 

                                            named America the best place to live.

 

    

                                            who the hell are we, really?  the best indeed?  but at what?

 

                                            hoarding wealth?  breaking treaties?  ball-room masquerading?

 

                                            are we not in the very image of our presidents, senators and

 

                                            representatives, rather than God's?

 

                                            are we not indeed ever the Ugly Americans just like them?

    

 

                                                                                                           G. Tod Slone, PhD

 

                                                                                                           Concord, MA

                                                                                                                                                                                        

                                                                                                                                                                                          

                                                                                                                                                                                                 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

 

 

 

                                       We can offer up much 

 

                                                      in the large, 

 

                                                      but to make sacrifices

 

                                                      in little things

 

                                                      is what we are

 

                                                      seldom equal to.

 

                                                               Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)

                    

                                                               German Poet, Dramatist and Philosopher

 

 

 

 

                                                   SERVING OTHERS

 

 

                                                   I watch the waitress

 

                                                   take an order

 

                                                   while the man

 

                                                   playfully pinches 

 

                                                   her rump.

 

                                                   I watch the conductor

 

                                                   wait for a ticket

 

                                                   while the passenger

 

                                                   pretends he can't

 

                                                   find his ticket,

 

                                                   finally producing a

 

                                                   rumpled piece of cardboard.

 

                                                   I listen to the minister 

 

                                                   trying to get his message across

 

                                                   to a distracted congregation.

 

                                                   I wonder why anyone chooses

 

                                                   to serve the public,

 

                                                   and what we would do 

 

                                                   if they all quit.

 

 

                                                                 Janet Parker 

                    

                                                                Leesburg, FL

 

 

                                                                             

 

 

                        

 

 

 

 

                                  There are thousands hacking

 

                                 at the branches of evil to one

 

                                   who is striking at the root.

 

                           Henry David Thoreau  (1817 - 1862)

 

 

 

                                                        IN AMERICA

 

                                            in America, we have

 

                                            shopping days, only five left, they warn

 

                                            we also have just saying no to sex

 

                                            and nothing but sex, sex, sex

 

                                            in America, we have

 

                                            depressions as a condition of gender

 

                                            acid blockers by Tegamet, Pepsid and Axid

 

                                            little kids with heartburn, salad shooters, yet

 

                                            children who eat nothing but beef, beef and beef

 

                                            in America, we have

 

                                            million dollar ball bouncers, ball hitters, 

 

                                            ball clubbers, ball dribblers, ball throwers and 

 

                                            hysterical nuts

 

                                            in America, we have

 

                                            million dollar face punchers

 

                                            Hail Mary child molesters,

 

                                            do-nothing college professors,

 

                                            honorable sleaze bags and soap-opera boner boys

 

                                            in America, we have

 

                                            Gas-X soft gels,

 

                                            embroglio'ed presidents with great smiles and gas

 

                                            million dollar bodies with no minds

 

                                            anchormen sandwiched between 

 

                                            Bayer aspirin, Imodium D and Polydent,

 

                                            the California Prune Board, edible boxer shorts,

 

                                            push-me-up bras, snake lights and mister moms

 

                                            in America, we have

 

                                            million dollar murderers making more while in jail

 

                                            than out of it,

 

                                            prosecuting attorneys bungling their trials yet

 

                                            being offered all kinds of jobs and book offers,

 

                                            negligent lawyers claiming ADS,

 

                                            million dollar politician, fund raisers,

 

                                            time sharers and angel spotters

 

                                            in America, we have

 

                                            inexhaustible rivers of taxpayer money, 

 

                                            corporate welfare and vast oceans of euphemism...

 

                                                                          G. Tod Slone, PhD

                                           

                                                                          Concord,  MA                            

 

                                                                                  

 

 

 

 

                Painting is silent poetry and poetry is a speaking picture.

 

                                            Simonides (550 - 467 B.C.)

 

                                                        Greek Poet

 

 

                                                        VAN GOGH, THE ARTIST

 

 

                                                            His strokes seemed wild

 

                                                            a clash of brush against

 

                                                            relenting canvas yielding

 

                                                            to his current bent.

 

                                                            His colors strong and vibrant

 

                                                            a green and orange house

 

                                                            with yellow shadows

 

                                                            against a threatening sky.

 

                                                            Were those flowers in the yard?

 

                                                            His face forlorn

 

                                                            sad, wistful eyes, perhaps

 

                                                            seeing yet another picture

 

                                                            in his mind to paint.  

 

                                                            I wonder his intent of 

 

                                                            so many self-portraits

 

                                                            including the missing ear.

 

                                                            His orchard  of trees

 

                                                            though bright, 

 

                                                            seem restless

 

                                                            about to spring.

 

                                                            His life as restless

 

                                                            as his pictures seem.

 

    

 

                                                                        Janet Parker

 

                                                                        Leesburg, FL

 

 

                                                                                

                                    

 

                  It is no compliment to be invited 

 

                to lecture before the rich Institutes

 

                 and Lyceums.  There is the Lowell 

 

                     Institute with its restrictions, 

 

                         requiring a certain faith 

 

                               in the lecturers. 

 

                  How can any free-thinking  man

 

                            accept such terms?  ...

 

               They want all of a man but his truth

 

                   and independence and manhood. 

 

            

                (Thoreau Journal 16 November 1858)

 

 

                                                 Henry David Thoreau  (1817 - 1862)

 

                                 American Naturalist and Essayist

 

 

 

                                      THE TRAVESTY OF THOREAU

 

 

 

 

                    Is it not the summum of travesty to create a "rich Institute"

 

                    "Artificial and complex," "bolstered up on many weak supports."    

 

                    Staffed with "preachers and lecturers who "deal with men

 

                    Of straw, as they are men of straw themselves."

 

                    Who seek to "keep the mind within bounds"?

 

                

                    How Thoreau reviled gentlemen of Institutes.

 

                    Their artificial politeness and eagerness to "drill well,"

 

                    Their absence of curiosity and robotic civil obedience.

 

                    Their very lives serving not as "counter-friction,"

 

                    But as oil to keep "the machine" functioning!

 

 

                    Imagine Henry David Thoreau today in Concord

 

                    Walking down Main Street, gagging and coughing

 

                    As careening trucks spew exhaust in the name of enterprise.

 

                    And searching--between the ubiquitous and massive

 

                    Three-car garage boxes, fringed in blue-tinted chem lawns--

 

                    for peaceful space to wander around.

 

 

                    Imagine him in Concord today, sauntering by Waldon Pond

 

                    Past bronze sculpture in his very effigy, though once

 

                    He'd declared "No statue be made of me," and 

 

                    past the Waldon boutique trinket shop, where

 

                    Hazarding to speak truthfully to a park ranger, who

 

                    would have him escorted dutifully from State Property

 

                    By a mounted police officer, or two or three.

 

 

                    Imagine Henry David Thoreau today in Concord

 

                    Proudly affirming before the Thoreau Society,

 

                    While lodging gratis at the Thoreau Institute--

 

                    Thanks to taxpayer and corporate funding--

 

                    "I will not consent to walk with my mouth muzzled,

 

                    Not until I am rabid, until there is danger

 

                    that I shall bite the unoffending."

 

 

 

                    Imagine the horror on the faces of the Executive Directors!

 

                    

                    Is it not the summum of travesty to create a "rich Institute"

        

                    Around a man who would have despised it,

 

                    For its inevitable condemnation and censorship

 

                    Of "free thinking" , "truth and independence"?

 

        

                    How Thoreau hated the "well-disposed", those 

 

                    "thousand and one gentlemen with whom" he met

 

                    He met despairingly but to depart from them, for

 

                    He was "not cheered by the hope of any rudeness from them"!

 

 

                    Imagine the despair he would have felt today, meeting

 

                    Members and managerial functionaries

 

                               Of Thoreau Society and Thoreau Institute

 

 

                                                        G. Tod Slone, PhD

 

 

                                                        Concord, MA

 

                  

                                                                                                        

                                

 

                                        WE HAVEN'T MONEY, SO WE'VE GOT TO THINK.

 

 

                                                 Lord Rutherford       (1871 - 1937)

 

 

 

                                                            PRIVATE PARTY

 

 

                                                Tonight I'm gong out with a friend

 

                                                We'll go early

 

                                                Attend a party

 

                                                Enjoy the conversation

 

                                                Then OUR evening will begin

 

                                                Small talk put aside

 

                                                In privacy, we'll get into the nitty gritty

 

                                                Of our psyche

 

                                                What makes us tick

 

                                                Does God exist

 

                                                How we left small annoyances behind

 

                                                How good life is

 

                                                How lucky we've been

 

                                                Now our early party

 

                                                Has turned into mid-night plus

 

                                                So we'll say good-night

 

                                                Because as close as we are

 

                                                Years have gone by 

 

                                                Since the last one.

 

 

                                                                        Janet Parker

 

                                                                        Leesburg, FL

 

                      

                                                                                                                

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                    He only is happy as well as great 

 

 

                             who needs neither to obey nor command

 

 

                                         in order to be something.

 

 

 

 

 

                           Johann Wolfgang von Goethe  (1749 - 1832)

 

 

 

 

 

                                              HENRY HELP US

 

                                              

                                               Though we cannot be

 

                                               thoroughly Thoreau,

 

                                                                        Henry, we need you now

 

                                               Our plea

 

                                               is:  "Teach us how

 

                                               to see,

 

                                               how to be

 

                                               a part of society,

 

                                               yet still maintain

 

                                               the heart

 

                                               the art

 

                                               the wit

 

                                               to remain apart

 

                                               from it."

 

                                                

                                                          John Engle

 

                                                         Xenia, OH

                                                                                            

        

 

 

 

 

            The secret of success is constancy of purpose.

 

 

                    Benjamin Disraeli   (1804 - 1881)

          

 

                        English author and statesman

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                          UNNAMED METER AND RHYME

 

                        

                                                                    CRAZY QUILT

        

 

                                                Crazy life.  To weave a rug or sew a quilt

 

                                                Is creation from your finger tips

 

                                                In colors loud and colors bold

 

                                                The story of your life is told.

 

 

                                                No scheme, no theme, no pattern or plan

 

                                                Grab a scrap, put it anywhere you can

            

                                                Hit or miss or match

 

                                                In games of life who tells the facts.

 

 

                                                If by chance, you wind up with design

                

                                                That's all right if will work out fine

 

                                                If color runs riot so much the better

 

                                                Nobody tries to live by the letter.

 

 

                                                In the warp and woof of society's anxieties

 

                                                Forget your misplaced pieties

 

                                                For a job well done, your ego replenished

 

                                                If you do nothing, how will you know

 

                                                when you are finished?

 

 

                                                                        R. Neoma Kemper Reed

 

                                                                        Clovis,  NM


                                                                                       

 

                                               

                                                   "Excuse me, I have to use the toilet.

 

                                        Actually, I have to  use the telephone, but I'm too

 

                                                             embarrassed to say so."

                                                    Dorothy Parker 

                                                             American Writer (b. 1893)

 

 

 

 

                                                                   THE LIMERICK 

 

                (Each of the following limericks is by William J. Middleton, PhD)

 

 

 

 

                        WHAT MILTON LOST

 

    

                            When Milton was searching for vice,

 

                            He found it, but oh! at what price.

 

                                             Our life is a scramble.

 

                                             If you like to gamble,

 

                            It's just like a Lost Pair o'Dice.

 

                                           

                   

 

 

                                    DOUBLE NEGATIVE

 

 

                                               You may have seen his kind before

 

                                               Though he thinks he's  Don Juan, he's a bore.

 

                                                            When he takes a girl out,

 

                                                            She is tempted to shout,

 

                                                "I  Don Juan to see you no more!"

 

 

 

 

NO COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF

 

 

                                                  The Italian cook's not very kind

 

                                I'm mad at him; therefore I find

 

                                          That I'm not in the mood

 

                                           For Italian-like food,

 

                               So I gave him a pizza my mind.

 

    

                                                               

                                            Skinny

 

                    There once was a typical teen

 

                    Though he gorged, he was skinny and mean

 

                            His head was quite large,

 

                            He had feet like a barge,

 

                    But there wasn't that much in between.     

                                     

 

                                    

 

 

                                          SHOULD SUE SUE?

 

 

                                       Samson sold Sue a small swimming suit.

 

                                       Sue thought that it made her look cute.

 

                                                But her father says, "Sue,

 

                                                Too much 'you' still shows through!

 

                                       You should sue to recover ...your loot."

 

 

 

 

                                                              JUDGE MITT

 

 

                                        Old Judge Mitt always managed to take

 

                                        His time eating sirloin.  To make

 

                                               Ample time for his joy,

 

                                               He told his house boy

 

                                       To greet guests with, "His honor's at steak."

 

 

 

                                                              BACH TO LUNCH

 

 

                                       Bach was hungry when he worked away

 

                                       From home, I have heard people say,

 

                                             So he packed a huge lunch

 

                                             With good things to munch.

 

                                       This is known as "Bach's Lunch" still today.  

 

 

 

                                                    A SCHOLARLY WORK

 

 

                                       Though he scowls all the time, he's polite

 

                                       His manners are always just right.

 

                                              He wrote a thick thesis

 

                                             On ducks and on geeses,

 

                                       He's a gentleman and scowler alright.    

 

 

 

                                                        JANE SMITH

 

 

                                       When she registered at Hotel Champaign,

 

                                       Her I.D. was not very plain.

 

                                            The clerk said with a stare,

 

                                           "Is that really your hair?"

 

                                       Or is it just an assumed mane?"

 

 

 

                          MISSING THE MARX

 

 

                Groucho Marx noted he is quite glad

 

                His safari didn't turn out too bad

 

                       But their luck surely sucks --- 

 

                       Said that "We shot two bucks,

 

                But that's all the money we had."

 

                                                                                                                                          

                                           William J. Middleton, Ph.D.  

 

                                                     Chadds Ford, PA                                                                      

 

                                                                                                                                      

 

 

                                  

 

                                    Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow."

 

                                    I'm sorry that I wrote it.

 

                                    But I can tell you anyhow,

    

                                    I'll kill you if you quote it.

 

    

                                                Gelette Burgess   (1855 - 1961)

 

 

 

                                                                          "God Bless You,  Every One" -  Who? Adam Smith?

 

                                                                                              Commerciali-zed Christmas?

                                                                                              Reverend, call a spade a spade.

                                                                                              How many me-firsters

                                                                                              would be righteousness-thirsters

                                                                                              were it not for the wonder of trade?

 

                                                                                                                    --  Mary Gribble

                      

        

                                                                      LITTLE POEMS                    

 

                                        (All Little Poems are by Janet Parker,   Leesburg, FL )

 

 

                                                          New millennium 

 

                                                                new friend

 

                                                                   or foe

 

                                                                      

                                                                        Janet Parker    

                                                                      

 

 

                                                            Black of night

 

                                                                  all still

 

                                                            an owl hoots.

 

 

                                                                         Janet Parker

 

                                                                         Leesburg, FL  

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

                                                                                    

                                                                                                           

                         

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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